So I was wandering around my local Home Depot the other day, looking for a specific pair of gloves I'd seen someone use in a scene. I forget what she called them... Roofing gloves? They were incredibly rough, almost as though someone had taken the rubber from tires and minced it into tiny little tetrahedrons, maybe an 1/8th of an inch on a side, and then glued those to the palms of a pair of work gloves.
They were the most delightfully evil spanking gloves I've ever seen, and I must have a pair.
Alas, I could not find them. But as I meandered the aisles, I saw some other things that made me pause to consider. I'm sure I got some odd looks as I tested the heft and thwap of various items that were not originally meant for use on flesh. Here's a taste of the things that ran through my head.
Pliers. Really only useful if you get the locking kind. Not as versatile or aesthetically pleasing as fetish clamps and weights, but certainly cheaper.
Redwood shims. Light, probably not too painful for spanking... except for the splinters. Oooo, splinters. Too mean?
Shag carpet. I think my favorite part is the rough grid on the back.
Tiny little saw blades. I guess they were for a hack saw or something. Half an inch by 5 or 6 inches, and finely toothed. I wondered about the marks they'd leave if I hit someone with the flat of the blade and whether they come in double-sided varieties. You wouldn't get much force at that length, but you might be able to leave half-inch welts with pretty lines of pinpricks alongside.
Irrigation hose. Hard, smooth black plastic, about an inch in diameter. Quite painful, with very little give. Kind of like a light stingy truncheon. I'd wield this one very carefully. Not at all elegant, and very, very mean.
August 2, 2008
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